Smoke this!

Yesterday, while waiting to whore (sell plasma), I was sitting in the lobby trying to watch the movie playing on the TV which happened to be Turner and Hooch. Such a great 80's movie I had forgotten about...just love loyal animals. Anyway, this loud mouthed idiot annoyed the crap out of me. He was talking to his greasy haired girlfriend about how he is outraged that him as a smoker, and one who buys a lot of cigarettes, is not getting personal credit for helping out the public school system from all the extra taxes he is paying on his cigarettes. What an idiot! I'll give him some personal credit for smelling the worst in there and for acting like an jerk to his girlfriend! As my good friend Lara would say, he was a "Lord Summers Eve"...or douchebag for those who are not familiar with this new term (Summers Eve is a feminine product...females=Lady Summers Eve, Men=Lord Summers Eve). To his girlfriend who was very kind to him and although she was greasy deserved a better guy than him. He ridiculed her for what she just put in her mouth. Again, in his loud annoying voice read every caloric count, fat grams, and whatever else is listed on the packaging and told her how she wasn't one who needed to eat such bad things. She just said she was hungry and he told her something degrading again.
I'll say it again...he was a Lord Summers Eve so go smoke your cigarette, stop breathing in my direction and shut up.