Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I just haven't met you yet

I just like this song by Michael Buble.  Seems fitting right now in my life.
How dare Michael for getting engaged though...dashing away those dreams and all.

I'm Not Surprised
Not Everything Lasts
Have Broken My Heart So Many Times,
I Stopped Keepin Track.
Talk Myself In
I Talk Myself Out
I Get All Worked Up
Then I Let Myself Down.

I Tried So Very Hard Not To Lose It
I Came Up With A Million Excuses
I Thought I Thought Of Every Possibility

And I Now Someday That It'll All Turn Out
You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid That I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Might Have To Wait
I'll Never Give Up
I Guess It's Half Time
And The Other Half's Luck
Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Baby Your Love Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Possibility

And Somehow I Know That Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

They Say All's Fair
And In Love And War
But I Won't Need To Fight It
We'll Get It By It ??
To Be United

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Being In Your Life Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Single Possibility

And Someday I Know It'll All Turn Out
And I'll Work To Work It Out
Promise You Kid I'll Give More Than I Get
Than I Get Than I Get han I Get

Oh You Know It Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid To Give So Much More Than I Get
Yeah I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Oh Promise You Kid
To Give So Much More Than I Get

I Said Love Love Love Love Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Feeling pretty hot

I just checked my facebook and I got a message from a guy I don't know, but I am feeling pretty good right now...even if my profile photo is better than how I really look. ;)
Here is what he said...
Hi,

You don't know me, and I don't know you. And this is going to seem really bizarre. I was browsing people on here though and came across your page today. Truth me told, all I can say is I have seen shooting stars and have been a witness to many a miracle, but never have my eyes beheld nor have my ears heard of such a beautiful heaven sent angel. Now that I've embarrassed the crap out of myself I'll stop.

Just stating my mind,

A friend 

I got this one the other day...

"passez via hasard et trouve votre photo tres jolie
bonne journee"

Again another flattering comment.  This picture I have up must be pretty much the best thing out there with 2 compliments in 1 week.  The first was from a really handsome young man, the second from a married man in Belgium.  I guess I can be a cougar or a home wrecker? JK!


Sunday, July 11, 2010

blog thief...maybe

My friend posted this little statistics image on her blog and it made me remember how blessed I really am.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Love Jana

I told my friend Jana I needed an "about me" for the about me section of the blog. this is what she came up with. I'd love for any others :).

Some people watch The View. Here you will find mine. Welcome to this little corner of the world, full of my perceptions and a smile or two. I love spending time with Buddy. (You must see his tricks, especially the “bang!” one, no lie).
I make the best peanut butter brownies this side of the Mississippi. Well, they are superior to brownies on THAT side of the Mississippi, also, to be honest. I am quite possibly in love with the Chrysler Building and Mac products. I’m inspired by life… and the best part is? I am glad you are in it.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Coveting

Back in THE day, God revealed to Moses the Ten Commandments to guide His people. I believe they are still valid today and we need to still obey them. One of them states the following:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s."

In an online dictionary I quickly found this...
cov·et  (kvt)
v. cov·et·ed, cov·et·ing, cov·ets
v.tr.
1. To feel blameworthy desire for (that which is another's). 
2. To wish for longingly. 
v.intr.
To feel immoderate desire for that which is another's.
I think I'm a coveter (if that is a word) and I don't know how to stop. 

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Guests

I know I have mentioned experiences I have had while working, but it's what I do.  I just work and am trying to pay off things to have a better life so I don't have to work so much...in reality I just need to get a career.
Ok, so on to the work experience.  I'll have a bunch so you just wait.  I am also working at a local hotel at the front desk.  I'm a board certified butt kisser, but I really do enjoy meeting and helping out people.  This last weekend I had a lady come to the front desk to ask a question about a fish in the fish tank.  I told her what it was and then she started to tell me what we needed to have in the tank.  It went something like this...
Lady: You should really get a seahorse in the tank.  It would be so lovely to see a seahorse in there.  They are just so graceful.
Me: That would be nice if there were a seahorse in there, I'll see if they are open for any requests.
Lady: Well I'll just send one to you guys.  I live in Florida and there are tons in the ocean.
Me: No I don't think it would be a good idea to just send one.  I'm not sure it would be allowed and we don't want a dead seahorse to come.
Lady: Oh I'll figure out how to send it.  If it comes dead just flush it down the toilet.
Me: No I don't want to flush a seahorse down a toilet.  It doesn't sound like a good idea.
Crazy Lady: Well we should really get 2 seahorses in there.  A boy and a girl.  Then they can have babies.
Me: No we don't want babies in there.  When you put a snail in the tanks the reproduce like crazy and we don't want anything that does that.
Crazy Lady: What's your name?
Me: Rachel
Crazy Lady: We'll name the girl one Rachel and the boy Ron.
Me: ha ha I don't think I want it named after me and I don't like the name Ron (personal reasons)
Crazy Lady: Well we have to think of another R name.  Hmmm Randy, Rick,...
Me: Why would you want it another R name?
Crazy Lady: You know R & R for REPRODUCING!
Me: ....blank stare....
Me: I don't think it will work.  We can't have cross contamination going on and killing our other fish.
Crazy Lady: Oh that's too bad.  Rachel and Ron would have made great babies.

On another note.  Tonight some kid came to the front desk to exchange some money.  Later he came back and said have you seen my brothers that we with me?  I said not since you guys left.  The other girl that is working tonight with me had a different view than me and said is that them and pointed in a direction.  The kid, who is about 10 or so, turns around and yells "YOU DOWNS SYNDROMES!"  I got the widest eyes I have had all day.  I was shocked that he said that.  Is that what the kids are saying these days?  I'm not innocent.  I say "Retarded" all the time, mainly in refering to myself and I am trying so hard to stop because I know it is so not apporpriate, but is this the new "Retard" term?  It made me so mad I wanted to have a little talk with the kid. 
Slap me the next time you hear that word come out of my mouth by the way.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Best Fails

I found this site and of course it's late at night and I can't stop laughing.  You must take a look at these!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb61a3be66/ass-rocket-fail?rel=by_user&rel_pos=1
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dc6d7c3bcc/best-fails-of-2009